At every game I go to I see guys wearing questionable jerseys. That guy wearing the Dion Waiters jersey at the Thunder game or an Alex Len jersey in Phoenix. Complete head scratchers, like dude, where did you even find that Hollis Thompson jersey? It's time we hang up these illegitimate jerseys and start rocking acceptable ones. Don't worry guys, Sideline Sports Reports is here to save you the embarrassment and to show you the way of the jersey. Now donate that Swaggy P jersey to Goodwill and check out the list of the most acceptable jerseys to wear for each team. This is an idea I got from radio DJ Peter Rosenberg while he was filling in on Friday's edition of Russillo and Kanell.
Atlanta Hawks- Kyle Korver, Not the best player on the team, but a perfect fit with the Hawks
Boston Celtics- Isaiah Thomas
Brooklyn Nets- Brook Lopez
Charlotte Hornets- Kemba Walker
Chicago Bulls- Jimmy Butler, Sorry D-Rose
Cleveland Cavaliers- LeBron James
Dallas Mavericks- Dirk Nowitzki
Denver Nuggets- Danilo Gallinari
Detroit Pistons- Andre Drummond
Golden State Warriors- Stephen Curry, Most Warriors jerseys are acceptable
Houston Rockets- James Harden
Indiana Pacers- Paul George
Los Angeles Clippers- Chris Paul
Los Angeles Lakers- Kobe Bryant, Legends are allowed to suck
Memphis Grizzlies- Marc Gasol
Miami Heat- Dwyane Wade, Not their best player, but a life long member of the Heat
Milwaukee Bucks- Giannis Antetokounmpo, Must have broad shoulders to wear this one
Minnesota Timberwolves- Kevin Garnett, *See Kobe
New Orleans Pelicans- Anthony Davis
New York Knicks- Kristaps Porzingis, Can you really trust Melo to stay in New York?
Oklahoma City Thunder- Kevin Durant/Russell Westbrook
Orlando Magic- Nikola Vucevic
Philadelphia 76ers- Jahlil Okafor
Phoenix Suns- Eric Bledsoe
Portland Trail Blazers- Damian Lillard
Sacramento Kings- DeMarcus Cousins
San Antonio Spurs- Tim Duncan, *See D-Wade
Toronto Raptors- Kyle Lowry
Utah Jazz- Gordon Hayward
Washington Wizards- John Wall
Grayson Gold-Garvey, Twitter @TheGraygo
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